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Showgirls 2!

First Kim "Hair-Dump" Kolciak's hit single Tardy for the Party, and now news of a Showgirls sequel. Thankee Jeebus! The movie is going to be called Showgirls 2: Story of Hope. If you are a Showgirls gourmand like moi, you'll remember Hope from the first time we see the Cheetah strip club. After a quick rundown with HR about pensions and benefits, Hope is thrust into the sticky floors of the Cheetah and shows her business (I'm talking downtown). The sequel is all about Hope as she avenges her brother's death due to tainted coke in Frankfurt Germany. I'm so happy I'm not making that up!
http://www.moviehole.net/200920957-riffel-back-for-showgirls-2

gyne dump

I know she seducin' mah man wiff huh...CHICKEN TETRAZZINI!

Gotta love a remix. And chicken tetrazzini.

P.S.: R.I.P.

May you dance forever in our hearts. With Chris Farley.

Thank you for all you have given us. And for never putting Baby in a corner.

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"...Signed, Flat-As-A-Pancake"

I loved this crazy "advice-column-for-kids" from the late 70s shown between cartoons. Not to mention I had the maddest crush on Alex when I was 9, even though I had no idea what "gay" was.

I love that all kids could get counseling, right from the boob tube.

La Toya - more like La Poopya

This is the vidjo of La Toya that I remember being on MTV after school every day

Rebbie Jackson - Centipede

And now ladies and gentlemen, the museum's most treasured masterpiece: "Centipede." A portrait of a woman with true romance and beauty. Tonight she will come back to show the world her special powers. Patrick Powers."

La Toya's biggest "hit"

"Alright, for those of you who didn't believe, roll up your sleeve. And if you're hanging (roll) and if your not (leave). 'Cuz LaToya is throwin' down with her new sound. So gimme some respect. Kick it off boys. It's time to get correct."

Really?!